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Pool Demotivational Poster


STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am, #223970
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am, #172490
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am, #172485
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm, #157676
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm, #152897
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am, #152774
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am, #152771
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am, #152770
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm, #152706
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152705
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152704
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm, #152703
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm, #152702
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm, #152696
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm, #152684
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm, #152679
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm, #152672
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm, #152657
Godd*** typos!


FACEPALM -


TAGS: diving board pool
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Bull

Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:27 pm, #235807
OUCH! Painful to look at, but hilarious at the same time!
CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 6:15 pm, #215485
BUHAHAHAHA!!


DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

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Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am, #89366
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm, #89331
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and a**ault rifle from halo


REDNECKS - You will spot them anywhere.


TAGS: redneck pool truck
Rating: 4.33/5

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TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:58 am, #241934
polythelia not n!pples, I know now the latter is a bad word.lol
TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:56 am, #241933
I like them for their 3rd n******.. they are great!
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:33 am, #227695
You don't have to like rednecks but, you've got to admire their ingenuity!


FRIENDS - Who needs them when you have a picture of Boba Fett fighting Deadpool


TAGS: battle boba fett deadpool
Rating: 3.57/5

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Jericho - August 14, 2009, 12:02 pm, #108329
Hell Yea, Son.
TigerKid - March 17, 2009, 10:45 pm, #66381
LOL


PEANUTS - Explained And Eaten By Deadpool


TAGS: deadpool peanuts
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Nectern

aesop's folly - January 5, 2010, 4:14 pm, #150382
0/5 for the title and caption 5/5 for the comic
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 12:09 am, #150269
Ugh.


IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm, #260974
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm, #236754
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm, #236748
Excellent
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm, #236747
Can't.....stop........laughing
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm, #236746
lol


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am, #243477
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm, #145394
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm, #145392
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm, #145391
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm, #145390
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm, #145389
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


DEADPOOL'S LOGIC - It Makes Sense... ... If You Don't Think About It... ... Or Argue It.




DEADPOOL - For him, Death is just a 10-second inconvenience. (And an ex-girlfriend.)




NATURAL SELECTION -


TAGS: gene pool needs chlorine
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by WTFO

garydunn2 - July 3, 2014, 6:10 pm, #255573
Gary- Man broke neck diving into lake, sued chamber of commerce, even though lake was posted no swimming. Chamber settled.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:04 pm, #250116
Warning: the fresh coffee you ordered might actually be h**!
Bandit5906 - September 22, 2013, 8:38 pm, #249927
Already tried by someone with a VW Beetle on the NY Parkway! His necktie aided in his demise!
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:57 pm, #249447
search the internet for frivolous lawsuits and see what you get. My fav is where a family sued Sea World when their son was killed swimming with a killer whale. (he was in the park after hrs). They claim there weren't warning signs about the killer whale.
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:46 pm, #249446
One of my favorite comedians. Great way to sum up the poster.
Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 5:34 am, #249404
"Just think of it as 'passive eugenics.'" ~George Carlin
CloudchaserS - September 7, 2013, 4:30 am, #249394
I have thought before that it seems that the courts don't like the "There shouldn't be a need for us to warn because that it's dangerous should be obvious" argument.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:17 am, #249387
Actually CCS, the real reason we have this prob (in the US at least) is because of lawsuits. Idiots sue companies when they do stupid things that get them hurt. BTW, that means normal people pay more for the products to offset the lawsuits.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:15 am, #249386
Hopefully, this poster of mine wasn't already done by Airman. My fav I saw was on a fan belt "stop motor first". Really? I'd like to see the guy who tries to put on a new fan belt while the engine is on.
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:42 pm, #249381
We're warning you about this because we think you have not enough common sense to see the obvious
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 6, 2013, 7:06 pm, #249362
Agreed. There is a sign on one of the gates at my work that says "Caution, Heavy truck traffic" It's a road FFS! There's no sign on the other gate though...so far, no one has been run over at either.


C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"


TAGS: deadpool plays street figher and is now my god falcon punch
Rating: 4/5

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Zealot - May 19, 2010, 9:56 am, #176678
didn't think i would see a funny combo breaker


ANNOYING - Clearly Deadpool is About To Learn A Lesson


TAGS: star wars deadpool han solo
Rating: 4.07/5

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Redking - May 10, 2012, 5:55 pm, #234462
Don't worry Deadpool, no way Lucas will let Han shoot first.
carebear - March 6, 2012, 10:39 pm, #230791
(carebear BANNED)


SAFETY FIRST! -


TAGS: winning darwin award with electricity in pool
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:22 pm, #175504
LOL... that's really pretty much the same. i'm sorry for that. great minds think alike. but perhaps i saw #1075 when i was completely drunk and when i found this pic in the net i remember subconsciously?!? anyway, i like them both! ;)
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:10 pm, #175503
This isn't a job, it's an adventure!
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm, #175500
I've asked you not to call me that at work. *blushes*
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:05 pm, #175499
Yes, dear.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm, #175498
I remembered that one... but 64000 posters ago is hardly 'recently used' AND this was worded better.
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm, #175496
Tsk tsk, forseti... not original. It looks a lot like you're hinting at poster #1075 (yes, I've seen them all)
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:44 pm, #175492
It's the Russian roulette club - the horseplay with guns is in the evening.


SHORYUKEN! - Better than a back-hand.


TAGS: deadpool
Rating: 3.09/5

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TigerKid - January 29, 2009, 12:09 am, #55576
Nice! Perfect guy to play him. Can't wait
d6melee - January 28, 2009, 11:05 pm, #55567
i think he is in the wolverine movie, and he might be played by ryan reynolds.
TigerKid - January 5, 2009, 9:25 pm, #49587
I hope he's in that Wolverine movie
J.P. - January 5, 2009, 3:38 am, #49366
gotta love deadpool


DEADPOOL - He Knows He's A Motifake




CLOWNS - Apparently Deadpool is like everyone else who saw IT in 1990...




STUPID GUYS ARE STUPID! -


TAGS: darwin awards pool stupid guys
Rating: 4.08/5

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forseti - July 20, 2011, 3:19 am, #221595
no problem! i can see this picture at least one time a year. ;)
champ99 - July 19, 2011, 3:17 pm, #221567
one here also #1075
Iconoclast - July 18, 2011, 3:03 pm, #221516
Good reminder of the stupidity of some folks, even if Forsetti did it about a year ago: 101987


POOL - Predator: "Shouldn't you be at the hive with the family?" Alien: "No way. Queen's going through one of her cycles again."




DEADPOOL - Not the most PC perso...but... BBBAAAWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Black cock....get it?




KILLING YOU WAS NOT ENOUGH - Now Deadpool will play games with your head.


TAGS: deadpool
Rating: 2.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:20 am, #152769
If I have to look at one more Deadpool motifake I'm gonna kill someone.


COOLING OFF EH -




HE MEANS IT - When he says Pool's Closed.




HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU - In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive




STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.




CUBBY'S NEW BODYGUARD - Training hasn't been going all that well


TAGS: deadpool
Rating: 4.48/5

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PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:31 am, #213156
well is Ol' Wade bein paid? if not then there lies the issue.....


UNREALISTIC - COME ON!!! everyone knows Boba Fett died in the Sarlacc pit...


TAGS: dead pool fett
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by DSATHeDRiZZLe

buttersthegreat - March 8, 2011, 6:50 am, #213783
Actually Boba survives the Saarlac Pit, he actually kills it with his jet pack and rules of the Mandalorians wookiepedia it
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 8:29 pm, #171918
....except that it's a comic book, right?
Bakstabr - April 17, 2010, 8:26 pm, #171916
See heres how even geekier I am. Book series shows Boba survived Sarlacc pit cause armor saved him so it could actually happen
SerpentMaster - April 17, 2010, 2:22 am, #171792
i'm pretty sure jango fett wore blue
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 2:03 am, #171786
How do you know this wasn't Jango Fett? ( geez I feel like a geek )


LDS BAPTISMAL BASIN - Man, them Mormons know how to have fun!




WE HAD A CLEAN POOL! - Never make deals with EVIL...


TAGS: i have altered the pool
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chef - May 11, 2010, 7:41 pm, #175693
Yeah... I slow roast elephant garlic in olive oil over night so it spreads like warm b***er... mmmmmmm
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 7:36 pm, #175692
mmmm, garlic roasted baby asparagus....
Chef - May 11, 2010, 7:34 pm, #175691
Main Course tonight is a 1 pound Mojo New York strip with chimichurri, a 40 count sea salt and cracked pepper rubbed Idaho baked potato and garlic roasted baby asparagus... wanna know the dessert?
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 6:13 pm, #175686
well, chef, if you must know, after the 100 posters you feed us so far, we're waiting for the main course,
Chef - May 11, 2010, 5:35 pm, #175682
Oooooo... that was my 100th! Now what happens? Medications? Special canvas jacket?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 5:20 pm, #175681
The look on his face cracks me up!


EH, BOO BOO? -




CARPOOLING -




DEAR CONSEQUENTIALISTS - Please realize that despite the outcome, there's still a difference between pissing in the pool and pissing into the pool


TAGS: consequentialists pool
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by everian

Reality Lord - September 13, 2011, 5:34 pm, #224271

well done...first effort or not.
alazgr8 - September 13, 2011, 1:21 pm, #224265
Good one
Verdeckt - September 12, 2011, 5:21 pm, #224234
Nice fir5t effort, keep 'em coming


DO NOT BREATHE UNDER THE WATER -




INTERNET DATING -


TAGS: meet turd pool before love
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:14 pm, #235577
Unfortunately, you’ll have to ask a vegan for their dung if you want it to float. Good luck with that, people I know turn me down every time.
MrFurry - February 17, 2012, 10:26 pm, #229770
or just eat chinese or drink milk
CloudchaserS - December 29, 2011, 4:07 am, #227043
*makes note of that, may actually try that sometime*
Greeny - December 28, 2011, 5:59 am, #227011
Baby Ruth's work great
Verdeckt - December 28, 2011, 3:23 am, #227010
They still make Chokitos?
CloudchaserS - December 28, 2011, 1:18 am, #227009
Step one, obtain fake turds that float. Step two, smuggle them into a public pool on a busy day when it's really crowded.


GENE POOL - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.


TAGS: pool
Rating: 3.47/5

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Derek - December 6, 2010, 4:08 pm, #205764
Nature is the lifeguard, though she may appear to move in mysterious ways


GENES -


TAGS: evil dangerous drowning pools
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - March 27, 2011, 11:31 am, #215367
hahaha
Greeny - March 27, 2011, 11:30 am, #215366
The rat-monkey made me do it
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2011, 11:20 am, #215363
Punctuation was particularly rough... now he has a period from his colon.
agdaniele - March 27, 2011, 11:15 am, #215362
You had all the right intent, and a good point.... but I've never seen a sentence meander this much. Did punctuation sneak into your bedroom at night and touch you when you were young? Why the aversion to it?
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2011, 10:47 am, #215361
Was this posters text dictated by the little rat-monkey on the far left of the pic? My dog can form a better sentence.
Greeny - March 27, 2011, 6:02 am, #215352
Therin lies the pleasure; garnering unease from those effected
ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 3:00 am, #215344
Interesting attempt at the English language.


DEADPOOL: THE MOVIE - Don't f*ck this one up, Marvel!




SUMMER SUCKS - It's not the heat, it's the humanity.


TAGS: morocco swimming pool crowd crowds
Rating: 4.5/5

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Zetmonk - February 7, 2012, 5:28 am, #229061
Clever wordplay.


THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT - When I said "let's carpool"




SO I SAID TO MY WIFE - Take your sister with you, you can car pool


TAGS: car pool
Rating: 3.35/5

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LIFE -




THE DEEP END OF THE POOL - It's where you'll learn to sink or swim.


TAGS: deep end of the pool crankyhead
Rating: 4.56/5

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5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 3:21 am, #203206
loved it.... 5l
crankyhead - August 5, 2010, 4:47 pm, #187782
thx face =)
Faceplant31 - August 5, 2010, 11:15 am, #187772
5L


SUCCESS -


TAGS: pool lucky leaf
Rating: 4.55/5

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mariand - October 11, 2011, 1:30 am, #224933
you call them bombers...I call them hatters... let's say they're pool boys... BTW great po5ter
the1stCOMMI3 - October 11, 2011, 12:18 am, #224928
Know what, f*** it! Thisis COMMI3 is voting 5L on all the posters from now on no matter how much it sucks. 1L bombing is… well… let's just say one is the lonliest number.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 11:25 pm, #224917
Long story short: he's agreed to clean the pool FIRST. And I've agreed to doddle around the office a little longer on those days. It's win-win-win.
Sho - October 10, 2011, 11:20 pm, #224916
Ow snap


THE POOL CALLED 'LIFE' - You can dangle your feet, afraid to let go of the edge... or you can dive in & enjoy it to the fullest.




GENE POOL - The Alps are more like a bathtub


TAGS: alps gene pool bathtub freak
Rating: 2.82/5

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panic8 - November 4, 2010, 5:10 pm, #201080
I promise to polish my English! :-D
MAndreasB - November 4, 2010, 5:03 pm, #201078
The guy in the middle was hit by a horse direct to the face. Thats why he looks so bad.


carpool -




EPIC FAIL - The Definition of.


TAGS: deadpool x men wolverine
Rating: 1.77/5

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kamorth - December 12, 2009, 6:14 am, #145090
Completely agreed


Sex Appeal -


TAGS: monkey bikini pool drink ***y
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:14 pm, #255811
How in the world did you know I love little umbrellas in my drinks?


THE GAME -




Honey Wagon Train -


TAGS: honey wagon swimming pools
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 6:29 pm, #248574

This made me laugh and EWWWW all at the same time!~


thinning the gene pool -


TAGS: geen pool
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 23, 2013, 11:52 am, #249943
I believe it. It's the same where I live. Apparently, individuality is frowned upon, lol.
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 11:22 am, #249907
Ohmygod I haven't played in so long, I LOVE h-
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 11:21 am, #249906
Haha, no, not in my neighborhood. Nothing is allowed here, including an ordinance that allows you to paint your house an approved shade of beige or brown, no colors allowed. Not kidding.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 1:38 pm, #249771
CL, the5e pictures you find... are they in your neighborhood or something? And if your mayor green lighted it, how can I convince others to do the same?


NOT ALL QUOTES ARE WORTHWHILE -


TAGS: mlk quote pool
Rating: 4.75/5

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steve1961 - April 5, 2013, 1:11 pm, #244889
It's like Abraham Lincoln said-"You can't always believe everything you read on the Internet."
EmilioDumphque - April 5, 2013, 12:54 pm, #244888
I was also looking for pictures of the Dalai Lama smoking, shootin' craps or something. People seem to quote these mere mortals a lot. Hard to tell if the quotes are genuine, though.
GaryO - April 5, 2013, 8:43 am, #244884
N-I-C-E
MuddySoapfish - April 4, 2013, 10:53 pm, #244878
Excellent


WHAT PART - of "The Pool Is Closed" Don't you understand?


TAGS: guns ballistics physics pool swimming
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:45 pm, #239768
A gun that can fire underwater if you're approached by a manatee that pulls its weapon first.
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:44 pm, #239767
A few weeks ago, I had to close the indoor pool at my workplace because somebody **** in it.
TheSanityInspector - October 4, 2012, 7:34 pm, #239756
Oh, that would have made a much better caption! Darnit!
MissPriss - October 4, 2012, 5:06 pm, #239749
which wouldn't have to be closed if you wouldn't of peed in it in the 1st place! 5L and thanks for the guffaw
ughomer - October 4, 2012, 4:59 pm, #239743
me2! 5L TSI.
Sho - October 4, 2012, 2:48 pm, #239736
Lmfao


NCAA BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT -




Abe Vigoda -


TAGS: dead pools abe vigoda
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - June 3, 2014, 8:27 pm, #255177
fish... no, wait - turkey!


INBREEDING - Sometimes you find yourself thinking "Thank you for not sharing the gene pool"




WELCOME TO OUR OOL -


TAGS: pool pee
Rating: 3.36/5

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freddyfoxtrot - July 6, 2010, 2:18 pm, #183448
for sure! this remembers me a motifake i love, something like "it's probable that everything has already been said before". anyway this one was new to me this morning ;D
Cubbybear - July 6, 2010, 12:57 pm, #183445
I remember my dad had a sign that said the exact same thing by our pool growing up. This was in the early 70's. 3/5
forseti - July 6, 2010, 9:33 am, #183418
floodlight ool... nice. Is it deep enough to jump in from the bre***work?


FINALLY... ITS SUMMER! - So lets hit the pool! Don't forget your hat...


TAGS: rsjake at the pool
Rating: 3.21/5

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ABE VIGODA - How the hell did he not make this list?




GO AHEAD... -


TAGS: congressional pool
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - June 7, 2009, 12:06 pm, #85006
Thanks Haar
Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 10:30 pm, #84861
I like it, Bone. Great pic.


THAT WHALE - NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT IT




GENE POOL - Dont mess with it. Building a master race ? Redneck gene's we advise you not to use.


TAGS: gene pool
Rating: 1.65/5

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lol - May 19, 2009, 2:00 am, #80837
if you cant see the shop work in that, your a retard.
someone - April 20, 2009, 1:32 pm, #74248
I think it's the DOWN syndrome...
WTF - February 11, 2009, 6:26 pm, #58866
Is this "shopped"? They ALL have the same eyes, fuced-up nose, mouth and teeth.
john doe - November 6, 2008, 10:03 am, #33931
that is one f***ed up picture...and let the rednecks be m**********rs.geez.thats just inbreed.we dont do that.thats canada.


BRUNDLEFLY -




ADVENTURE -


TAGS: golf is for lamos who suck at pool and bowling and darts and *** with chicks yeah mostly the ses with chicks part
Rating: 4.35/5

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Airman - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am, #173128
God I hate those Villages commercials. It may be lame, but I play in a 4some with my 3 sons once a month. We have a blast.. it's competitive with a lot of jabs. Wouldn't trade it for anything.
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:25 am, #173096
Just a little fact..."The Villages", a retirement golf community in Fla., has the highest rate of s*d's of any community in Florida. It must be those bowling bastards taking our women when we're out on the back nine, eh!
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:21 am, #173095
Blasphemy...5 drink up boys, here comes the beer cart!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 1:27 am, #173075
Thanks Fp31. Maybe that would be a good poster. Pic of a golf cart. Title: GOLF Text: Because I love to drink and drive. (Kind of a pun in there, to boot.)
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:55 am, #173066
Nice one sean. It is understandable that this isn' doing well its on the interweb which means a lot of people here don't get out. The tags are amsome, i golf(cuz u can drink and drive the carts), play darts and bowl regularly. 5L's for you good sir
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:50 am, #173064
3.86 after 7 votes????!!!! You bastards! I hate you all! *cries inconsolably*
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:59 pm, #173057
*raquet
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:58 pm, #173056
Trust me, Canada, once the raquest skills fall in line, the pace of the game rivals kickboxing and hockey -- or it would if you had to kickbox or your shifts in hockey lasted over an hour. Well anyway, you get my point.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:57 pm, #173054
It helps if you swing a big club.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:55 pm, #173053
Well put Iceman. So golf prowess is an aphrodesiac now? Or is it merely a viagara substitute? Tiger's money got the Tigerman the uber-p. And he has a kind face. We all know that is more important than anything when it comes to bedding the honies, eh?
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:52 pm, #173050
kickboxing and hockey for me, but squash is a good game too
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm, #173049
Thanks Can-My-Man. I'm a squash player, and what some squash players call a "basher" (meaning I hit the ball very hard even when that's not the best choice). So golf to me is an old man's diversion. I suspect that it ain't your speed either.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm, #173048
Yep, Tiger had a helluva time getting chicks.
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:45 pm, #173046
great tags!


APPRECIATION -


TAGS: magnificent pool noodles
Rating: 4.15/5

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boinger - September 20, 2011, 5:52 pm, #224455
I do this, and if you truly want to relax, you need one under your b*** as well.
Sean - September 15, 2011, 6:29 pm, #224327
Clearly I've misjudged you. I had you pegged as a waterwings dude. But I'll hand it to you: you rock the pool noodles.
Verdeckt - September 15, 2011, 6:18 pm, #224326
Thanks, I do try to swing by most days but it's hard with work and everything.


TELLTALE SIGNS OF CORRUPTION -


TAGS: ratpack music man pool
Rating: 3.88/5

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GySgt1811 - February 1, 2011, 11:24 am, #211349
"With a capital 'T', that rhymes with 'P', and that stands for pool." 5 octaves higher than the score.
GreyScorpion - February 1, 2011, 8:43 am, #211344
right here in River City..5L


MAGNETISM -




BELONGING - feel a little lonely? Don't...he's on your team too.




i have a dream -


TAGS: martin luther king jr pool
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 20, 2014, 9:31 am, #255384
Boy, you’d think someone woulda touched up the obliteration of the guy’s face behind Martin by now…wait…izzat Michelle behind the fedora?


THANKS FOR THE PIC MARIAND -


TAGS: rerun pool sports flounder burble
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - June 9, 2012, 5:44 pm, #236081
lol...nice
rerun - June 9, 2012, 7:33 am, #236062

It may be more fun for you, however I am the one with back problems who happens to be drowning here. Other than that, love it.
ughomer - June 9, 2012, 7:15 am, #236059
You nailed it, Greeny! 5L for sure.


gene pools -


TAGS: gene pool
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - September 16, 2013, 6:04 pm, #249726
The gene that should be culled out of the pool as quickly as possible is the one that creates POLITICIANS, as Billy Connelly once said those that WANT to be a politician should be BANNED from being one.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:54 am, #249683
It's all about natural selection. (In jest) people constantly talk about how they firmly believe in evolution... Alright... I send then this picture, and insist they do NOT get offended, lol. I like this, I gave it 5, I will share it to the full.
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 10:08 pm, #249658
Thanks Cannabal, looks like I'd be in good company! Hope you don't mind a girl at the poker table :)
Cannabal - September 14, 2013, 9:09 pm, #249656
We saved a seat for you at the poker table, buddy.
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 5:24 pm, #249645
I'm going to hell for this one, aren't I...


Please define "active"... -


TAGS: pool sign
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - August 25, 2013, 10:36 am, #249051
Thanks for the 5L's crotchety. Sadly this is what the world is coming to, we seriously need a sign to tell us this?? Since I don't know what exactly prompted the need for 3 of these signs at one pool, not sure I ever want to dive in again either! :l
chickenlittle - August 22, 2013, 8:15 pm, #248943
oh that would be too funny! :)
5150monkeylove - August 22, 2013, 3:17 pm, #248927
pour a gallon of veggie soup near the edge and into the water overnight and enjoy the panic the next day
ughomer - August 15, 2013, 11:19 am, #248675
Superb!
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 1:49 am, #248662
This is our community pool where we live in California which is fast becoming the "you can't...." capital of the US. Any kind of fun has been banned on the beaches as well. Not the California I grew up in unfortunately! :l
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 1:34 am, #248660
Hahaha! 5L I have always had diarrhea all my life, and I'm NOT lactose intolerant. Sorry, chickenlittle, I could never dive into your pool. Maybe it's dysentery.
chickenlittle - August 13, 2013, 10:00 pm, #248628
I took this pic about a month ago at our pool. They felt the need to post three of them. So far we haven't seen anyone on duty trying to reinforce this new rule.


Don't suffer from insanity. -




Hey Sweetheart -




SUBCONSCIOUS SUICIDE -




Strike A Pose -




STRIPES VS SOLIDS -


TAGS: gene pool
Rating: 4.95/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 2:38 am, #215272
Bump
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:13 pm, #189130
(with all due respect to religion) Jesus f***ing Christ, that's hilarious!!!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 8:35 pm, #189103
Peace out yall!
Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 8:04 pm, #189095

geez fp... i keep wiping the beer spray off the monitor. 5L...like i need to tell you huh? awesome
Airman - August 12, 2010, 7:22 pm, #189086
lol
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 7:19 pm, #189083
Thanks Grey! I dont know what happened. I blame it on the tacos aggy gave me last night, i have had motiarrhea all day.
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:18 pm, #189082
I like it. 5L Face.
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 7:17 pm, #189080
this is Farckin' brilliant. you're on a roll today!! 5L


YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD -


TAGS: carpool the hard way humor
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 19, 2013, 12:13 pm, #248825
Nice play on word5/grammar.
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 11:15 am, #248822

Carpooling has become a reality here in Wyoming, too. Many people commute as far as Denver for work, now. I can't imagine what those commutes must be like in December...and January...and February. March, too. Oh, and April...sometimes May.~~>home office.
GaryO - August 19, 2013, 9:10 am, #248821
I hated carpooling. Did like the speedy HOV lane, but that mannequin never worked out, especially when it was her turn to drive…….oh, maybe this isn’t an a***ogy about stupid carpoolers….whatever, 5 Lanes
maoworks2 - August 19, 2013, 7:57 am, #248815
Monday.
rerun - August 19, 2013, 7:14 am, #248814

every day


THE FECAL ACCIDENT -




MONEY - It can't buy ya happiness. But it can buy ya a dang nice indoor cee-ment pond!




AWFUL - 60% of 14-year-olds in Liverpool have been on drinking binges a study shows. That's awful. Who is looking after their kids?


TAGS: liverpool underage kids
Rating: 4.56/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - February 20, 2012, 6:35 pm, #229884
Maybe all places called Liverpool are destined for this haha.
caveman - February 20, 2012, 6:30 pm, #229883
The place i live in, in Australia is called Liverpool. So that made thi5 especially funny.


JOHN W. HENRY LIVERPOOL - rodgers I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing




POOL FULL OF MOSTLY WEE-WEE -


TAGS: pool pee moment when worse
Rating: 4.43/5

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steve1961 - January 5, 2013, 9:31 pm, #242212
No pun intended of course ;)
Silverheart - January 5, 2013, 7:37 pm, #242205
Holy crap. I msipleld 'ratio' on this on. Oops.


Carpool users -




No Swimming -




WATER - Less dense when solid, except for when it comes to occasional idiots.


TAGS: fail german ice water pool
Rating: 4.33/5

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ughomer - February 6, 2013, 12:16 pm, #243261
Good first poster!
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2013, 11:28 am, #243259
The vid that's from is an excellent example of how "hold my beer and watch this" knows no cultural or language barriers


BELLYFLOP -




HOMEMADE POOLS -


TAGS: homemade pools boat
Rating: 4.22/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 3:40 pm, #219368
this seem more like homeless pool to me :))


EYEWITNESSES -




pee pool -




BLACKPOOL - England's answer to Las Vegas. What happens in Blackpool, can only be cleared up with ointment.


TAGS: blackpool las disease vegas
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 3:37 pm, #209991
Wow.... looks almost exactly like Vegas. Is that the Bellagio?


CROWDY SWIMMING POOL IS CROWDY -




MURPHY'S LAW - If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end


TAGS: life time day perfect woman outdoor pool legs
Rating: 3.23/5

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WTFO - May 4, 2009, 1:36 am, #77573
Well done demotivation.
CRaSH...doesn't wanna sign in - May 3, 2009, 11:16 pm, #77537
I though Murphy's Law was 'Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.'


BOUNTY-GATE - Here's your "ASTERISK" on that "SUPER-BOWL" win boyz! Good Job boys, you've earned it.




VAGUE - What? Some Motifake Poster Calendar assignments are...




BROWN EYES - Please think of the gene pool


TAGS: gene pool
Rating: 2/5

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Agent K - August 3, 2009, 8:16 pm, #104345
considering some of the a** hats breeding today maybe they should consider more a*** then.
U ALL FAIL! - November 5, 2008, 10:53 am, #33671
Is a reference to a*** *** = no reproduction = poor gene pool
Helldeath - October 24, 2008, 7:23 am, #30008
HAZEL? I consider them green.
Cassie - July 13, 2008, 7:12 pm, #9252
not to mention these eyes are HAZEL..dip****
... - July 12, 2008, 6:49 pm, #9122
What kind of Crazed nazi-speak is that? Complete thought maybe? Maybe you want to finish. Maybe? Just a Few More Words? ja****s. --Foamy


THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE - When you realize that the pool is actually empty




POOL PARTIES - Britney's are a little different to most




life -


TAGS: deadpool life morron
Rating: 1.43/5

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JesusWept - August 12, 2013, 4:00 pm, #248567
Looks like SOMETHING BAD happened with the spelling....
steve1961 - June 30, 2013, 11:15 pm, #247185
In that case, you should have listened to the voice that told you NOT to do this poster...I mean wow...just wow.


Pool -


TAGS: pool genes dna mud
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 23, 2015, 7:52 am, #260892
That my brother taking the plunge, if you look closely you'll find me in the crowd. a 5er
MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 1:02 am, #260886
Redneck Sea World...just be sure to stay clear of the 5L splash zone.
JesusWept - April 22, 2015, 10:43 pm, #260883
Thanks, guys :)
rerun - April 22, 2015, 9:49 pm, #260874

Great poster
rerun - April 22, 2015, 9:49 pm, #260873

Keep the pic, think Duck Dynasty themed.
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 9:49 pm, #260872
oh my GAWD!!!! This is funny as it gets because of where I live! Limited gene pool doesn't even BEGIN to describe this place! 5 laughing lions!
Oldsod - April 22, 2015, 9:34 pm, #260869
Well...there's a pic I can delete. Had the same one in the file, but not smart enough to put a caption to it. 5L!


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